Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
and she was petting her beer can
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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