I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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