i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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