My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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