My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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