I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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