I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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