remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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