The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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