he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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