i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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