This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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