That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
home. puking in laundry basket.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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