Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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