is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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