Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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