I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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