so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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