She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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