Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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