TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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