i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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