Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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