You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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