scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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