He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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