if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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