The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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