I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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