her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I party with great urgency now.
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