nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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