Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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