Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
