I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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