end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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