He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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