At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize