but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
wow bdsm is so cute
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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