Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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