My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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