Having a random hookup so left but love u
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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