I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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