CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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