Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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