Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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