I just made out with a guy for $7.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
