is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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