guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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