Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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