i just had sex bonerless
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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