I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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