I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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