She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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