its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
