Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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